pocketpadfoot:

One time when Sirius was helping out with Mrs. Potter’s baking she asked him to stir the batter and he replied with a “sure, Mom” and almost dropped the bowl as he realised what he said. But then James sneaked up behind him to try and stick his finger in the batter and Mrs. Potter slapped at his hand and complained about her messy sons, and Sirius just beamed

(via oneofthestarkids)

swallow-the-keys:

Today Patrick says…

(Source: alonetogetherisgospel, via chick-hen-roost-her)

doodooprincess:

friends
me: feels lonely
me: isolates self

Your voice sounds completely different in different languages. It alters your personality somehow. I don’t think people get the same feeling from you. The rhythm changes. Because the rhythm of the language is different, it changes your inner rhythm and that changes how you process everything.

When I hear myself speak French, I look at myself differently. Certain aspects will feel closer to the way I feel or the way I am and others won’t. I like that—to tour different sides of yourself. I often find when looking at people who are comfortable in many languages, they’re more comfortable talking about emotional stuff in a certain language or political stuff in another and that’s really interesting, how people relate to those languages.

François Arnaud, for Interview Magazine (via gilbertnorrell)

(Source: iraplastic, via oneofthestarkids)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via chick-hen-roost-her)

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via chick-hen-roost-her)

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

(Source: grilledcheesing, via chick-hen-roost-her)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

tumble-duh:

theludicrousrival:

the-more-u-know:

Parenting, you’re doing it right. 

I can only hope to be this type of parent.

These parents make my heart melt

That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”

(via thelasteverpizzaslice)

Jobs fill your pocket. Adventures fill your soul.

Jaime Lyn Beatty (via franki-e)

(Source: mylittlebookofquotes, via acciorosenthal)

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

(via majesty)